Mother Of All Starbursts

thelordofhats:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.
Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.
It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

thelordofhats:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.

Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.

It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

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davestriderroxylalonde:

So theres this really sweet girl who sits next to me in my history class and she helps me out with my work sometimes and stuff and shes really soft spoken and kind and today i walked into class and saw her working on this really intricate design in her notebook and i was all “oh what are you working on?” And looked over at it and iT WAS REALLY DETAILED CALIGRAPHY OF “SUCK MY DICK”

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kristinthetruetribute:

meister-de-cachinnation:

bravedisneyfanatic:

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"I have just the friend for you."

Yaaaas! 👏👐

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de-rock-goddess:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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damonssalvatoree:

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rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

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casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

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